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3月30日 红酒名言 大家都知道我好酒,就连今天开会老板都指定我去找一些关于酒的知识,无意发现若干名言如下: “好的葡萄酒证明了上帝希望我们幸福。”(这句我很喜欢,在想如果把葡萄酒三个字换成酒就完全没有味道了) “幸福的家庭是回家等着温暖的太太和冰凉的香槟,不幸的家庭是等着冷淡的太太和温热的香槟。” “男人对旧情的记忆与红酒类似,乃是以收成论。所谓收成,并不是他当时得到一个怎样的女人,而是男人自己有什么收成,收成就是男人的机遇。女人对旧情的回忆也跟红酒一样,但不是以年份论,而是以品质论。”(觉得还是有一定道理的) 3月20日 洒家也试试新格式 现在小孩好像都流行这个center justify的格式,我也试试,贴个最近看到挺搞的打油诗。 出师表《80后传》 夫80后者, 初从文, 未及义务教育之免费, 不见高等学校之分配, 适值扩招, 过五关, 斩六将, 硕博相继, 寒窗数载, 二十四乃成, 负债十万。 觅生计, 背井离乡, 东渡苏浙, 披星戴月, 秉烛达旦, 十年无休, 蓄十万。 楼市暴涨, 无栖处, 购房金不足首付, 遂投股市, 翌年缩至万余, 随抑郁成疾, 入院一周, 倾其所 病无果, 因欠费被逐院门。 寻医保, 不合大病之规, 拒付, 无奈带病还。 友怜之, 赠三鹿奶粉一包, 鸡蛋数枚。 翌日, 卒 3月12日 Dr. William Frederick Shaw Got an email a few days back from Dr.Shaw, for whom I worked at the first 4 months in India. A 79-year-old PhD of Public Health, thousands of miles away from sweet home and family in California, working in a slum of over 10,000 people without any pay, Dr. Shaw is the most admirable man for me in the world. I can say this without any hesitation. His persistence in giving people a better life, the consistance in the pursuit of serious working attitude impacted me a great deal in my life. I can never forget the time when he taught me how to complete a simple survey, when he taught me how to taste the bitterness from draft beer, and when he told me that life in USA is not just about BBQ at the backyard. Dr.Shaw is getting old while DIR is growing bigger. Hope one day I can be back and play pool with him once more 3月10日 去朝鲜一定要学的三句话 上网看了一下朝鲜旅游的一些信息,打算有时间去看一看,却无意中发现这条信息: 朝鲜旅游必会的三句朝鲜语:“你好,谢谢,再见”怎么说? “你好”的朝语发音是:安宁+哈密瓜+西瓜=安宁哈西密嘎(瓜)? “谢谢”的朝语发音是:高马四米大! “再见”的朝语发音为:安宁喜! 3月9日 here comes India, again Have been back from this "filthily annoying yet ridiculously incredible" country for almost 3 months, but I am just like many of the people who suffered from intensive nostalgia, this time it's India-wise. Randomly viewing FB and found an interesting note from Maria, so I have decided to posted it here. It's still unknown why people can be so annoyed in India yet they still love it, but it is sure that whoever survive in that country can easily survive in 90% of other countries, yay!! Here comes the note: When I came to India, I never thought I would: 1. Lose two debit cards in less than six months and have to make friends with Western Union 2. Realise that ‘What’s up?’ is one of the most nonsensical ways of greeting anyone ever 3. Develop an intense dislike for the word ‘random’ 4. Not iron any of my clothes even once 5. Wee in the desert or in fact… 6. Go for a one or a two anywhere that didn’t classify as a ‘Western style’ toilet and definitely that didn’t involve toilet paper 7. Become even more addicted to tea than I was in England 8. Up my sugar intake per cup from 1.5 to 3.5 teaspoons (uh oh...) 9. Not learn to cook anything Indian (unless ginger tea counts) 10. Suffer for non-too-extensive but testing periods without running water, light, gas and a working fridge (luckily not all at once) 11. Only blow-dry and straighten my hair once in five months 12. Break my camera and be able to blame it on a camel 13. Have to melt buckets and risk mild electrocution just to heat water for a bath 14. Have to shower in the company of cockroaches (hardly 'Joe's Apartment') 15. Miss plastic bags so much (they are banned in Chandigarh) – the thrill I get when I see one now may cause problems when I get back home… 16. Actually feel happy when it starts to rain 17. Have to live in a house where things ‘go bump in the night’ 18. Come to know a club with a cheesy name like ‘Score’ – makes for lots of one-liners (Are you going to score tonight etc…) 19. Be preached at to convert to Christianity by an Indian whilst traveling in a rickshaw (or indeed at all!) 20. Find out that it’s possible to have fantastic arguments with rickshaw drivers, even when they don’t speak English and my Hindi is pitiful – largely with the help of mime and dramatic tones of voice – and WIN 21. Live in a house that had a genuine cat burglar But I’m so glad that I did: 1. Name and love a stray dog that now lives on our doorstep (I’d bring her home but Dad told me if I did he’d call me ‘Rabies Girl’) 2. Manage to have a full leg wax for only 120 rupees (less than two pounds!) 3. Find the best cakes and pancakes and tasty stuff in a café run by an Indian who studied European pastry-making methods in Australia and consequently… 4. Discover Nik’s ‘Special Power Breakfast’ 5. Ride a camel 6. Start a personal project I’ve been wanting to do for a long time 7. Actually realize I could interact with and actually be loved by small children (small children were previously a phobia – I could often be heard saying, ‘I’d rather have a puppy any day’) 8. Meet more than one person who is similar to and understands me, regardless of age and the British/Indian difference 9. Realize that being British and especially having a British accent may not actually be that bad :D 10. Eat lots of chicken but also realize that vegetables can be quite tasty (and this from the girl who once said a meal could not be complete unless it contained meat!) 11. Manage (thanks Facebook!) to keep in regular enough contact with my best friend, who despite the distance, was still able to make me laugh and feel loved and comfort me on a bad day 12. Find out that I’m a lot tougher than I thought I was 13. Go to the cinema for about one twelfth of the price of the cinema in England 14. Finally throw my Converse away and get new ones! I think everyone I know in England will cheer if they’d seen the state they were in even before I left… 15. Realize what I want and what makes me happy 16. Have a dream and make it come true and… 17. Celebrate the New Year on a rooftop in Jodhpur realizing just this – that I was in my dream… and knowing now that maybe my other dreams are not as out of reach as I think… 3月7日 [转] 广东话经典金句,最中意边句唔系衰多口,点会甘出丑 拖拖拉拉实食斋,扭扭另另正乸型 痴痴呆呆坐埋一台,昂昂居居围埋一堆 今日博一博,有排我挥霍 你对距甜甜蜜蜜,距当你无里头7 唔系猛龍唔過江,唔系豬扒唔化妝 搏一搏,单车变摩托,又再搏多搏,摩托变饭壳 我有一份工,果份工叫阴功 兄弟如手足,老婆齐齐郁 吾系你死,就系我翻吾到屋企 中间分界,升职最快 撩事斗非当饮茶,比人打到跳chacha 人系无甘容易死噶,但死起上黎真系好容易 男人唔去滚,除非身无银;男人唔咸湿,鸡窦都执粒 5洗急,最紧要快 系你鄙视我噶同时,我何尝唔系想一把刮死你 如果太多二奶黎,老婆就無定企;等到老婆翻番黎,二奶又5爭氣 唔赌唔知时运高,唔滚唔知身体好 有宵夜就有过夜 早D饮,早D呕,早D走 订煲晤订盖,得闲打下友谊赛 早买早享受,迟买多折扣 赢就赢粒糖,输就输间厂 家里红旗不倒,外面彩旗飘飘 痴痴呆呆,坐埋一台 钱唔系问题,问题系冇钱 十蚊三支,饮到白痴 现在留一腿,日后好抽水 縱使日後不能談情,何妨與他一起露營 情侶好與壞,在乎溝通與關懷 大便的离去,是马桶的追求,还是肛门的不挽留 为兄弟可以两胁插刀,为女可以插兄弟两刀 D女好鬼索,条仔超级恶 不在乎有波有攞,只在乎冇睇妇科 我不是随便的人,我随便起来不是人 10蚊有3件,越着越大件 闻一闻,宁舍醒神;索一索,舒筋活骼 你有你拼搏,我有我挥霍 3月4日 关于伟哥 这两天在office和伟哥有几段对话,如下 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (上班第一天) 我:这个计算机好象开不了,你知道边度有电池卖吗?到时换块。 (伟哥过来拿起崭新的计算机,按了两下,啪的一声扔到我垃圾桶里) 伟哥:D甘的野,丢7左它啦! (我哭笑不得地把计算机拣起来) 我:—*……%¥#· 第一日上班就丢野唔好的,我都是换电池啦。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (上班第二天,去了肇庆工厂,回来时顺手搬了几台电脑回来用) 在车上,老板对我说:发个信息比你伟哥,话他知我地翻紧来,叫他落来搬电脑。 消息发出去不久,收到回复:你们自己搬 老板也无奈地笑了。。。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (上班第三天,中午去楼下吃饭后,准备给钱) 我:等我来啦,你都请左好多次了(注:基本每次吃饭都他给钱) 伟哥:我来比!(然后拿出他的LV钱包给钱) (跑上前,按低他的手,把我的钱递给老板)我:都话我来咯!! 伟哥没有出声,去找老板娘把钱给了她,我又跑过去把他的钱拿走换成我的钱,锲而不舍地一定要埋单,然后把他的钱塞到他手里(注:老板娘可能都没见过有人会抢着给这40多块钱,所以有点不知道怎么办)。伟哥捏着刚被换下来的100块,一扬手就扔到地上,眼都没抬一下。我又·#¥%……,算你狠,居然把100块就扔地上。于是我只能捡起钱,放到自己钱包,恭恭敬敬把找回来的钱递给伟哥,看着他一脸傲气认输了 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 妈的,这小子都40多了脾气比我还火爆,不过很豪爽,放在古代绝对是大虾级别的,我喜欢 3月3日 上班第二天 再次懒得另外想名字,大家将就看看好了。 今天主要的工作是陪四川的一个合作商去公司的工厂看看,也顺道给员工做个培训。工厂在肇庆大旺,出乎意料之外的非常漂亮也很大,可惜因为一直亏本所以现在处于停工状态。很感谢老板看得起我这样一个黄毛小子,第二天上班就开始陪客户考察,让我可以更感性对工作有更快的认识。按照现在订的计划,下周就要开始跟着去跑客户了,所以会开始很忙,忙着拜访忙着应酬忙着试图让自己在忙碌中思考。下午去金利看了一下一个水厂的工程,那里部长还以为我们是东莞的水厂代表,一个劲要我们下次来喝烧酒,很好的一个人。 之前答应帮DIN看的BACKPACK终于落实下来,也算是KEEP MY OWN PROMISE了,心情不错。流水完毕,从下篇开始我就该写点有深度的东西了 |
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