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10月31日 穷日子，熬一熬，也就这样了 响应国家政策，努力提高公民素质，从下周一凌晨0：00起，至下周日晚上12：00，本人将用100元人民币过一周。要请本人吃饭看电影请直拨慈善热线:1356000****，要本人请吃饭看电影请绕行。 下周期间，大家可以找我： 聊天，情感咨询，喝酒（你出钱），看书，打球或锻炼（你出钱），参加一次文艺活动，抽阿拉伯水烟。本人保留参加与否的权利。 最好不要找我： 逛街，帮忙淘宝网购等各种不切实际的花钱活动。 10月24日 你见过一万人同时跑步吗？ NIKE PLUS HUMAN RACE，I am glad I didn't miss it. It was really exhausting but just to see over 10000 people running together makes it worth the price! 10月16日 伍六一又来了！同学们，小的最近在迷这个电视剧，推荐一下。不是清宫剧，不是武侠剧，是古玩题材的现代都市剧《雾里看花》，剧情挺清新的，如果对文化，历史和古玩有兴趣可以看看，背景音乐就是此剧片尾曲《花为谁开》。
你是不是那神奇的传说
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We are like this only so true, so very true.............
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes. 2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3... You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport..
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,
close to their real names.. 9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house
whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. ***** 13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16.. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel
(and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)... 20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m.
28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls. 32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them
from getting dirty. 33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel..
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Indians as possible. |
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